snoop sammich

"Sandwiches make a good snack, but sammiches are forever. 

 

"A sandwich, with connotations of extra goodness."

 

1. slang for sandwich, used in the case of an extremely good sandwich.

2. the best sandwich available or that you have ever had

I just had that thing happen where a word (sandwich) is suddenly so batshit crazy looking that it seems impossible that it could be ever be or have been a real word.

seductive and polite spam

I'm just sitting here, calm,

feeling pleasantly drunk, listening to the best song
 I have ever heard in my whole life. I told my step mom
 I would be living the sweet life and she said I wouldn't make it. That I was an idiot. That I was a f ing nobody. Now look at me,
making over $9,000 a month in my sleep and spending 99% of the day in my pool.

I am gonna do you a bigfavor. If you've ever had to struggle, and I mean really endure hell just to survive then
we come from the same place. You need to go get this IMMEDIATELY

 

Much love, I hope I didn't 

bother you :-).

 

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screengrabs

HP, Harmony the Wretch, and Ronnie the F-ing Bear

I can't embed these clips, but Wizard People is really relaxing to listen to on a Sunday.
Exhibit A
Exhibit B
Exhibit C

"Say Ron, you look tired, have you ever been tested for diseases?"
Ron replies, "At least I'm not a hideous fucker."
She says "Are you going home for Christmas?  I'm going home, my family's got money."
He says, "Noooo... we're staying here.  We're gonna find out who that fucking Nick Flannel is and rule the fucking school.  So run home, open your presents, I hope you get a new pillow to cry into."

The first time I saw a painting made out of toast, stuck together and strategically burnt and scraped, I was at a Ripley's Believe-It-or-Not Museum on a family vacation.  My mind has never returned to it's pre-blown state.

 

Fragrant portrait of Oscar Wilde [84 bars of soap] by Nina Kocić, 1996

people dressed as planes

 

Ich War Ein Flugzeug- Martin Pudenz

tsk tsk

Korkuc said he no longer wanted Navarro because the cat was "possessive, greedy and wasteful."

talk to the back of my head because the front is not listening

Rupert Murdoch Adopts Parasailing Russian Donkey

"Our readers were deeply moved," Sun correspondent Garry O'Shea told the Associated Press.