feeling pleasantly drunk, listening to the best song
I have ever heard in my whole life. I told my step mom
I would be living the sweet life and she said I wouldn't make it. That I was an idiot. That I was a f ing nobody. Now look at me,
making over $9,000 a month in my sleep and spending 99% of the day in my pool.
I am gonna do you a bigfavor. If you've ever had to struggle, and I mean really endure hell just to survive then
we come from the same place. You need to go get this IMMEDIATELY
"Say Ron, you look tired, have you ever been tested for diseases?"
Ron replies, "At least I'm not a hideous fucker."
She says "Are you going home for Christmas? I'm going home, my family's got money."
He says, "Noooo... we're staying here. We're gonna find out who that fucking Nick Flannel is and rule the fucking school. So run home, open your presents, I hope you get a new pillow to cry into."