Monday, August 16, 2010

Sunday, August 15, 2010

HP, Harmony the Wretch, and Ronnie the F-ing Bear

I can't embed these clips, but Wizard People is really relaxing to listen to on a Sunday.
Exhibit A
Exhibit B
Exhibit C

"Say Ron, you look tired, have you ever been tested for diseases?"
Ron replies, "At least I'm not a hideous fucker."
She says "Are you going home for Christmas?  I'm going home, my family's got money."
He says, "Noooo... we're staying here.  We're gonna find out who that fucking Nick Flannel is and rule the fucking school.  So run home, open your presents, I hope you get a new pillow to cry into."

Friday, August 13, 2010

The first time I saw a painting made out of toast, stuck together and strategically burnt and scraped, I was at a Ripley's Believe-It-or-Not Museum on a family vacation.  My mind has never returned to it's pre-blown state.
 
Fragrant portrait of Oscar Wilde [84 bars of soap] by Nina Kocić, 1996