soft taco hard body

The singalong youtube video is such a solid genre

2010-09-03T07:53:00.000-07:00

Favorite part: haircut on the left

Favorite part: lisp-synching

Favorite part: everything

2010-08-26T19:52:00.000-07:00

snoop sammich

2010-08-26T19:31:00.000-07:00

"Sandwiches make a good snack, but sammiches are forever.

"A sandwich, with connotations of extra goodness."

1. slang for sandwich, used in the case of an extremely good sandwich.

2. the best sandwich available or that you have ever had

I just had that thing happen where a word (sandwich) is suddenly so batshit crazy looking that it seems impossible that it could be ever be or have been a real word.

seductive and polite spam

2010-08-17T14:01:00.000-07:00

I'm just sitting here, calm,

feeling pleasantly drunk, listening to the best song
I have ever heard in my whole life. I told my step mom
I would be living the sweet life and she said I wouldn't make it. That I was an idiot. That I was a f ing nobody. Now look at me,
making over $9,000 a month in my sleep and spending 99% of the day in my pool.

I am gonna do you a bigfavor. If you've ever had to struggle, and I mean really endure hell just to survive then
we come from the same place. You need to go get this IMMEDIATELY

Much love, I hope I didn't

bother you :-).

screengrabs 2

2010-08-16T12:00:00.000-07:00

screengrabs

2010-08-16T11:56:00.000-07:00

HP, Harmony the Wretch, and Ronnie the F-ing Bear

2010-08-15T10:32:00.000-07:00

I can't embed these clips, but Wizard People is really relaxing to listen to on a Sunday.
Exhibit A
Exhibit B
Exhibit C

"Say Ron, you look tired, have you ever been tested for diseases?"
Ron replies, "At least I'm not a hideous fucker."
She says "Are you going home for Christmas? I'm going home, my family's got money."
He says, "Noooo... we're staying here. We're gonna find out who that fucking Nick Flannel is and rule the fucking school. So run home, open your presents, I hope you get a new pillow to cry into."

2010-08-13T10:22:00.000-07:00

The first time I saw a painting made out of toast, stuck together and strategically burnt and scraped, I was at a Ripley's Believe-It-or-Not Museum on a family vacation. My mind has never returned to it's pre-blown state.

Fragrant portrait of Oscar Wilde [84 bars of soap] by Nina Kocić, 1996

people dressed as planes

2010-08-11T19:50:00.000-07:00

Ich War Ein Flugzeug- Martin Pudenz

tsk tsk

2010-08-11T19:28:00.000-07:00

Korkuc said he no longer wanted Navarro because the cat was "possessive, greedy and wasteful."

talk to the back of my head because the front is not listening

2010-08-06T13:38:00.000-07:00

Rupert Murdoch Adopts Parasailing Russian Donkey

2010-08-06T13:08:00.000-07:00

"Our readers were deeply moved," Sun correspondent Garry O'Shea told the Associated Press.

spelling

2010-03-28T20:00:00.000-07:00

you get the idea

2010-03-28T10:08:00.000-07:00

things to be avoided

2010-03-28T10:03:00.000-07:00

got those crazy eyes

2010-03-28T09:57:00.000-07:00

Roberto Kusterle

NEWS

2010-03-28T09:48:00.000-07:00

Kim Jong Il's restaurant chain
Museum acquisitions, now just fucking with you
Love this

Also, HCare. nicely done, mostly.

agree/disagree?

2010-02-18T16:57:00.000-08:00

Personally, I find the humorousness or "laugh factor" of a dildo to exist in an inverse relationship to the incongruity of the scenario.

Thus, most to least hilarious.

(though this one gets bonus points for the obvious pun)

popcorn

2010-02-18T16:42:00.000-08:00

Kindof a weird thing to take a picture of.

The real thing is satisfying, but only in very specific contexts.

Feel affection for this incredibly crappy flash animation that has almost 2 million views on youtube. Self-deprecating, yet with a solid grasp of the rhythm of basic storytelling. Umm, mostly:

Also for this and this guy. I feel discomfiting solidarity with people who I can only imagine must have an almost pathological drive to waste time cutting together stills of popcorn bags with slow zooms and the same goddamn checkerboard transition over and over again.

Whatever, the internet, am I right?

Shoutout to Tal Rozen for introducing me to this song,

which I don't think I even like that much.

lampin lizards

2010-02-18T16:03:00.000-08:00

hang on little buddy

2010-02-18T13:25:00.000-08:00

Oprah? Where the skype are you?

2010-02-18T13:20:00.000-08:00

This is the best

point a to point b

2010-02-18T13:12:00.000-08:00

fuck em

2010-02-15T14:34:00.000-08:00

What is up with these...

2010-02-11T17:20:00.000-08:00

Who knew they were so much fun

Not this guy

Truer words never spoken

2010-02-05T17:05:00.000-08:00

First intercollegiate skateboarding championships, held at Wesleyan University in 1965

C'mon even Katherine Hepburn can do it

say it with baked goods

2010-01-26T18:33:00.000-08:00

drinks in the club? nah, food in the tub

2010-01-26T18:28:00.000-08:00

Scientists posit diamond icebergs floating in diamond oceans

2010-01-21T21:15:00.000-08:00

for rap video in the future

Q: In the war between crystals and quasicrystals, what side will you be on?

A: I can't decide! but: "Although 20th-century physicists were surprised by the discovery of quasicrystals, their mathematical descriptions were already well established. In 1961 Hao Wang proved that determining if a set of tiles admits a tiling of the plane is an algorithmically unsolvable problem, implying that aperiodic tilings exist. Two years later an example involving some 20,000 square tiles, each with different colorings, was produced. (These are now called the Wang tiles.)"

whatevs, girl's best friend!

the brute in the brain

2010-01-21T20:48:00.000-08:00

might be how it works

probably not how it works but good try

(good lookin out: suavity, mirthfulness, firmness, philoprogenitiveness, alimentiveness)

hopefully not how it works

hopefully how it works

worked in ratatouille

gimme a building

2010-01-21T20:27:00.000-08:00

I'll do something awesome with it, cross my heart.

by Filthy Luker, why the weird moniker bro?

Alicia Martin

More book art

Benjamin Verdonck "The Great Swallow"

Verdonckulous.

cuties, for eating

2010-01-21T19:28:00.000-08:00

(from here)

lips, i guess it's a thing

2010-01-16T19:47:00.000-08:00

Anca-Daucikova "Kissing hour video 2000"

at first i thought this was a black vampire... but it's definitely not

(thanks to Dap)

Marilyn Minter does this better, but she deserves her own holler.

why you doin that there

2010-01-16T19:21:00.000-08:00

Yosemite National Park 1890s

paying tribute

2010-01-16T19:16:00.000-08:00

never gets old

2010-01-14T17:58:00.000-08:00

dudes in shirts, dads in shirts

2010-01-14T17:54:00.000-08:00

weird idea

2010-01-14T17:44:00.000-08:00

I wonder who was the first person in history to do it

Mara Braga "Une Joie Sombre"

innovators

2010-01-13T20:14:00.000-08:00

on fyah

2010-01-13T20:10:00.000-08:00

pretty cool

problematic but impressive

ironic

too far?

twinsies

2010-01-13T20:04:00.000-08:00

neat

2010-01-13T20:00:00.000-08:00

jokin around

2010-01-12T14:37:00.000-08:00

Commandant Puyo

2010-01-12T14:29:00.000-08:00

just put it in the bag, thanks

2010-01-12T14:11:00.000-08:00

bowie

2010-01-09T13:30:00.000-08:00

"Building with the Bowies" Scott Campbell

multibunny madness

2010-01-09T13:10:00.001-08:00

Andrea Galvani

something that I think is bullshit

2010-01-09T13:03:00.000-08:00

stacking stuff on my hat

2010-01-09T12:43:00.000-08:00

involuntary

tolerant

super psyched

A Frog Primer

2010-01-08T14:26:00.000-08:00

possibly sad
angry

fancy
campy

holy shit.

2010-01-08T14:14:00.000-08:00

Willi Ruge, Der Fotograf

cute, cuter, cutest

2010-01-07T22:01:00.000-08:00

remember this? i loved this part. sooo cute

ahh omg it's like mario in real life but with kittens i love it duh!!!

Now shit is getting really real cutest ever!?

one down, two to go (and don't forget the bonus jonas)

2010-01-07T21:46:00.000-08:00

baby party

2010-01-07T12:16:00.000-08:00

real mature

2010-01-04T17:14:00.000-08:00

2010-01-04T16:56:00.000-08:00

what is up with these

2010-01-04T16:43:00.000-08:00

point a to point b

2010-01-03T22:19:00.000-08:00

2010-01-01T22:51:00.000-08:00

New blog for the new year.